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[–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I can recite the opening paragraph of every magic treehouse book

lyrics to songs I have accidentally memorized, or: an embarassing peek into the weird music I listen to

scrolling through my music playlist...

they got: allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, metal rods, and water heaters, walkie talkies, copper wires, bb pellets, radial tires, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, window louvers, masking tape, and plastic gutters, ??? for fumigation, hiperformance lubrication, metalproofing, waterproofing, [...] angle brackets, coffee makers?, duracells and energizers, [...] matching salt and pepper shakers [yes, I don't remember the automatic-circumcisors line] I can't wait, I can't wait, wait the day they gonna open up that door! I'm goin-ima goin-to the-hard-[???]-hardware store!

what'll it be? so tailsy, what'll it be? "uhh, let's see" your very own time machine! anything for you, my son. you can have all of mobius, it's a three for none! what'll it be, what if I gave you four billion pounds of ham [...] howabout this? this unsightly.. shapeless tub of goo

work it, make it, do it, makes us . . . . . . . . harder, better, faster, stronger . . . . . . . . more than, our, hour, never, . . . . . . . . . never, after, work is, over, . . . . . . . . work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever after our work is never over, work it harder-make it better-do it faster-makes us-stronger-more than ever-hour after-our work is never over

"he wants to be a real boy" I want to be a real boy, not some titanium toy, don't give my battery flattery, what I want is more grey matter-y, some brains, some veins, some ar-ter-ries. I got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be! [...] I want a dad, a mother, someone I can call pop, somebody to take me down for malteds at the so-da shop

you know there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees, we got bills to play we got mouths to feed there ain't no rest for meeeeee you know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, though you know, I wish, I could. you know there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good - yeaaaah - [instrumental] - [???] over in the news, [???] a preacher was caught taking money from the church, he stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills, [...] still I can't say much cuz we all gotta satisfy those thrills [there's a lot more to this song (the part with the escort, the mugger) but I suddenly ran out of energy midway through]

there's a lot more but due to running out of energy I will not be adding more

edit: I spent 40 minutes writing this lol

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