It's like kopi luwak except it was eaten by a Republican.

I'm not sure I'd trust much grown in Texas. Business profits seem to be the top priority for the government there rather than food safety or factory inspection. I mean they're letting Musk's SpaceX pollute at will. I'd be afraid the plants growing there might draw up any number of industrial toxins and consumers wouldn't know until people start getting sick from it.

If you are on a space station orbiting Mars, maybe.

Or Kansas.

I remarked at this as well. It sounds almost like buying a Pinot gris from Newark and sending it to San Francisco.

In a place where Jamaica and Colombia are still places, can Texas coffee even register?