COBRA meeting:

Burnham: "right guys we need to show them we mean business"

Minister 1: "I've got it. We send them a scary alert"

Burnham: "Thats it!!"

Minister 2: "Why don't we emergency ban open flames! Stop drilling the north sea! Immediately move away from fossil fuels?"

Burnham: "Whoa there! We're on our Summer hols, remember!!"