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[–] 56 points 2 months ago (20 children)

Definitely. I haven't even begun to use it yet and its already pissing me off. If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off. Imagine my anger.

Every time I turn my Windows laptop on it throws more and more copilot bollocks at me that I dont need or want and dont have the time to try and disable so I just have to spend the whole time fighting it off like a dog trying to hump my leg when I'm trying to cook dinner.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off.

    Execs: "AI engagement is extremely high."

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    Your metaphor is perfect!

    I try to search - AI humps my leg. I shop online - useless AI assistant humps my leg. I phone a company for customer service - oh you better believe some stupid AI voice humps my leg.

    How could I ever live without it?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (15 children)

    Win debloater. You can kill cp entirely and save your bullshit gutting script to run again in the future

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    Please don't abbreviate copilot and please don't make me explain why.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Oh no no no that was deliberate. I want that association to tske flight and fuck their branding

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    You are playing a dangerous game with cheese pizza.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Cheese pizza is also perverted. You're covering a perfectly good pizza with stolen rotted breast milk from an animal. Vegan cheese pizza is fine.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Fuck that. Cow milk goes moo oo oo oo oo.

    ..and yes, I'm Nordic and tolerate it fucking perfectly. The only American I've ever dated got into this with me so hard I thought she'd die on the sidewalk out of pure spite right there. "Milk is for baby cows," my hairy ass. It's for delicious fucking pizzas, amongst many other delicious things.

    ..also if you've been in Finland for close to a fucking decade and haven't figured out that yes, we fucking drink it just like that maybe it's time to figure out a new area in the world to settle. Like a Polynesian Volcano. Fuuuck.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (5 children)

    Oh yeah good point, animal breast milk is also connected to race by right wing weirdos. Source: https://theconversation.com/milk-a-symbol-of-neo-nazi-hate-83292

    Here's a great (and by great I mean awful) historical quote on milk from 1933:

    “A casual look at the races of people seems to show that those using much milk are the strongest physically and mentally, and the most enduring of the people of the world. Of all races, the Aryans seem to have been the heaviest drinkers of milk and the greatest users of butter and cheese, a fact that may in part account for the quick and high development of this division of human beings.”

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You shut that pretty little milk hole of yours

    But seriously, would you drink milk if it was ethically sourced?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I'm fine with consensually taken breast milk, like from a human or other sapient creature. My digestive system requests that I only have a little, though.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    You should probably have looked at the differences between cultures there as it was damn near mandatory to drink milk in Norway, Sweden, Finland, and I presume Denmark, but who knows what they were up to, between 19XX and ...now, really. They've added water now, but anyway. It really sucked for people who didn't like milk. Anyways, what this has to do with your nazi problem = not much, but I see why you thought you'd score big there. It's just that the whole world isn't just America and pals. Also, your wierdass nazis drink it straight-up milk like weirdoes. PEF, my friend. Learn to love it.

    Would you like to know something else they liked to obsess about in those old castles of theirs? Grails. Holy ones, especially.

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