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[–] 56 points 3 months ago (21 children)

Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.

I don't care that I'm hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Well violet is gone, so someone has to hornypost and fill the void, it may as well be you

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Oh I don't want to spoil your fun, but cats grooming another cat very often is a very NOT NICE thing.

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-a-cat-licks-another-cat-its-not-always-friendly-new-study-reveals-180989136/

    I can compound this study with the behaviour of my cats, where one of them often uses "grooming" as an obviously hostile action when the other one is on a spot he wants or if the other cat has my attention to make her leave.

    E: What a coincidence, normally my handle is "a_wild_mimic_appears" lol

    (grooming you to annoy you because you have a similar handle)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    NOT very often. The article you linked to specifically used phrasing like "not uncommon" to talk about its frequency

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    not uncommon -> common, also equivalent to "often" when using less formal speech. My cat does this at least once every 2 days (since i moved out and took my 2 kitties with me from our herd of 4 i am happy to report that the frequency has dropped - he did this A LOT to the other cats, because he is a needy one and very jealous when he sees other cats getting attention)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    Idk, licking my own dirty bunghole seems gross, but not as gross as licking someone else's.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Why is it dirty??? Wash your asshole 😭

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    My asshole is squeaky clean, I wash it, like a human. How do you think cats clean their assholes?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, I'm joking just like you were. Generally if you're rimming (or doing anal) you clean yourself first. If you're doing petplay you don't have to copy every element of being a pet, its ultimately roleplay

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