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[–] 154 points 3 months ago (16 children)

You probably also guessed that the stripper isn't actually attracted to you.

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  • [–] 50 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Sorry you had to find out this way.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    But the escort actually likes me, right?

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Idk depends on your next move methinks

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I don't need attraction, just the illusion thereof.

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