▲ 441 ▼ Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works) submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 89 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 36 points 3 months ago (3 children) If it's 4 minutes away why not walk? The fuck? permalink fedilink source hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 56 points 3 months ago (2 children) They probably mean a 4 minute drive, which would be like a 30 minute walk, assuming you can cross the 6-lane monstrosity of a road that the pizza place is on without being smushed by a lifted F-250. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 child) Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* I never had a hot delivery driver. they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 56 points 3 months ago (2 children) They probably mean a 4 minute drive, which would be like a 30 minute walk, assuming you can cross the 6-lane monstrosity of a road that the pizza place is on without being smushed by a lifted F-250. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 child) Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* I never had a hot delivery driver. they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 child) Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* I never had a hot delivery driver. they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* I never had a hot delivery driver. they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue. permalink fedilink source parent