That's nicer than the people of Antwerp, who call the rest of Flanders a parking lot

There’s also tjotahejti, which is a spin on Otaheiti, an older name for Tahiti.

Mmmm spinach

We have "the boonies", referring to "the boondocks" or, um, there was a song. I wanted to fuck with you a little but you are so nice.