Jen Sorensen | Mastodon

TranscriptSelling The Sun

Despite overwhelming objections from scientists, the Trump FCC has approved a space mirror to create “Sunlight on demand.”

Person on Earth in spot being lit by space mirror: What the.?

Among other things, the company promises “unforgettable nighttime experiences for events and public spaces.”

Owl: Not another @&!# midnight corporate retreat!

Besides messing up circadian rhythms, animal navigation, and entire ecosystems, what could go wrong?

Tech bro to astronomer with seared retinas: careful with that telescope! Especially once we have 50,000 of these in orbit.

Coming soon: Blocking the sun unless you pay for it

Farmer in the dark: Hey, what gives?

Tech bro: You haven’t paid your monthly Sun-scription fee!

©2026 Jen Sorensen – jensorensen.com

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This sounds like it would make a good plot for Futurama.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Actually there was a story where Scrooge McDuck uses a mirror satellite to shine sunlight on a factory of him to cut down costs at night time. He even starts selling it to citizens of Duckburgh. That must have been a story from the 70s.

  • source
  • parent