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[–] 12 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

The last time I was out of weed and wasn't gonna have money to get more for at least a week, I found an unopened disposable THC vape in the bushes where I usually smoke cigarettes near my car in the parking lot of my apartment building. It wasn't something I lost because I don't get disposables, but it was perfect lucky timing.

Also the last time I was in Tahoe, I had $200 left in my pocket as I was leaving the hotel/casino I was staying at, but that night I dreamt I bet it all on red on roulette and won. So, knowing dreams are usually backwards, I put the $200 on black, and won. That's how I bought my Nintendo Switch.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dr. Slaughter right now laughing his ass off as he has planted chimera mutation formula all over the city disguised as THC carts.

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