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[–] 68 points 4 months ago (14 children)

You already have a toilet subscription, it's called your water bill.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    You don't see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Wut? you guys don't use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    Sorry to share the bad news

    https://gadgetsandwearables.com/2025/10/30/kohler-dekoda/

    The device Kohler Dekoda is priced at $599 on the company’s website. In addition to the one-off hardware cost, there is a subscription required for the companion Kohler Health app: the single‑user plan is US $6.99 per month, or US $70 per year.

    Just a random website from search results.

    Edit: The company claims they scan the bowl for gut problems and othet health related things. Would be either a horrible or very funny data breach.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I already have second subscription, it's the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    Look I'm not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I'm not sure I'd have a choice.

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