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[–] 6 points 4 months ago (6 children)

You are a horrible parent

Could have stopped there...

Oh fuck, that reminds me... gotta go!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Not sure if you're talking about me or not, but I don't live in a country that requires a firearm at all times because anyone can buy them 2 for 1 on sale at Wal Mart, and also I would make an awful parent which is why I don't have kids.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Oh sorry, I was actually trying to make a self deprecating joke about myself. Or actually a hypothetical version of myself that had kids and was a bad parent.

    Which is why I added the whole "talking about being a bad parent reminds me that I had to go take care of my kids" outro.

    Clearly I'll need to work on my material.

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