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[–] 238 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Never thought we'd be rooting on Big Porn to help save integrity of the internet, but I'm all for it. They brought us HD, 4K, VR, now let's go save the rest.

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  • [–] 67 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The internet arguably exists as a mass phenomenon because of porn. They have their shit and unethical parts. But, on the internet tech side, almost all the good (and some of the bad) trends appeared on porn first.

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  • [–] 131 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    And VCRs and modern streaming video players. Pornhub had better seeking, thumbnails, and the "people watched this part" graph before YouTube.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    XHamster skipping the progress bar in favor of highlight thumbnails really wants to rub our nose into the little sleazy pervs we are.

    "I know I'm looking for 'bad dragon andre the mammoth xxl porn videos', ain't no need to draw attention to it"

    "Express your preference for the segment in which he prolapses. Again."

    "Aight..."

    *sobbing

    "But only 'cause I want to..."

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    They also motivated endless generations to work as pizza delivery guys, plumbers or TV technicians

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I always feel bad for just a moment when I order a pizza because you know on some level the delivery guy is hoping this delivery will be the one. Sexy lady in a corset or maybe naked, maybe more than one lady! Sigh, just a big straight guy- at least he was polite and tipped well.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Naw it doesnt work like that. As someone who use to do insurance claims twice have people made a move on me and its fucking awkward not sexy. Both were clearly druggies. No shame on that, but god imagine in the middle of your work day you walk into your customer getting fucked while she's barely conscious. And this is after she handed you a piece of paper 2 days prior with i want to fuck you scribbled all on the page. Like a crazy amount. This is not a comfortable situation in the slightest, and if anyone ever wishes for some random sex event like this to happen to them, and if it starts..... fucking run away.

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I've always rooted for big porn

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  • [–] 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    And small porn. It's not about the size, it's about what you do with it.

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