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[–] 37 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.

Then find the bottle of green stuff.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Then find the bottle of green stuff.

    I don't know what workplace you're at, but mine isn't fancy enough for absinthe.

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