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[–] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I've... done things you people wouldn't believe...

Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

Time... to nut.

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