Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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[–] 14 points 5 months ago* (11 children)

Yes. A few weeks ago, some coworkers and I mapped out the entire sandwich taxonomy. You attain sandwich nirvana once you derive these definitions:

  1. Hot dog is a taco.
  2. Taco is a subcategory of sandwich.
  3. If the sandwich contains an additional piece of bread inside of it, it is now a lasagna.
  4. Lasagna is a subcategory of sandwich. 🤯

Now it all makes sense. Be at peace.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)
    1. Sandwiches are just a layered salad
    2. Salad is just a drier soup

    Therefore tacos are soup

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    IMO the existence of soup in a bread bowl shows that tacos and soup are even closer to each other, evolutionarily, than most scientists think.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    And bread is just a baked soup

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (5 children)

    Lasagne is pasta not bread though?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    So if a sandwich just requires starch and fillings, could a baked potato be a sandwich?

    You could slice it nearly in half, fill it, and then pick it up and eat it.

    Potato bread exists.

    Are all foods just sandwiches?

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