In the voice of Generic Google's Spokesperson:
Q: "How is a blind person supposed to accomplish that task?"
A: Just use our new AI read-a-loud function! Just $19.99 a month!
Q: "What if I don't have a mobile phone?"
A: But everyone has a phone nowadays!
Q: "What if I do, but the camera is broken?"
A: Just buy this new Google Pixel with all pieces soldered together, so you don't have to worry about refurbishing anymore!
Q: "What if... eh, fuck Google."
A: Just--! ...We know where you live... Your routine... Most of your friends and coworkers have Our services. Beware what you say.