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[+] 26 points 5 months ago* (14 children)
  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It depends. Some sects believe in the concept of "particular judgment" -- you are judged and go to heaven (or hell, or Detroit) immediately upon death (I think Catholics believe this). Other sects believe in the doctrine of "last judgement" where all the dead are put on hold until the end of the world, and then judged en mass. There is, as usual, conflicting Biblical passages on this point.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    My family took a novel approach to it. Everyone gets judged when they die, but only the worst go to hell, and the best go to heaven. The rest wait around until the rapture and then there is Judgement 2: Judgement Day where all the people that were waiting around get judged against all the new people, and then they are split based on some kind of holy bell curve. It was really just a lot of bullshit to get around my family being full of drug addicts and racists and no one wanting to admit that if they go by the Bible they are hellbound.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    There's probably multiple. Or at least there's multiple interpretations of it.

    I remember reading that bit.

    But even if that's the actual version, this painting just assumes you down near the people you're wanting to see. Even though those groups would likely have mutually exclusive members? Does everybody get split into though copies to be everywhere they need to be at once?

    There's so much unanswered lore specifics. Revelation was the first part I stopped believing in.

    It just seems like whoever wrote it (I think it's supposed to be John, but those people still think Moses was a real person, so who knows) had dropped too much acid like 10 hours before and was having a really bad comedown phase. None of it is coherent at all.

    And the fact that Trump is by far the closest any human has come to being the actual antichrist while they all just follow blindly is the most depressing humor around.

    Any other tiny sleight they will call out preemptively (thinking of late 90s/early 00s satanic panic stuff, like Pokémon is evil because it's made by a company called Wizards of the Coast, and they also make a game called Magic!), but actual Hitler Jr? Nah, they love him to death.

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  • [+] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Ok, fair point.

    I'm in the south, so almost all my personal experience is with the stereotypical Baptist type, and my comment was colored with that understanding. I realize there are more types of Christians, but I'm surrounded by the very stereotypical type. So I was referring to them for the most part.

    And by "blindly", I mean they're assuming that the virtue of voting R is somehow mystically better than voting for someone who will actually not destroy millions of lives. The type I'm familiar with only knows Fox and just assumes anybody that even has to think about who to vote for is probably a Satanist, even though they don't actually even have a clue what that actually is. They're "blind" insofar as they can't see sexual results, they just know they get a god-shaped boner when they vote R.

    I only broke out of growing up in it 10 years ago almost exactly (don't have a date, but it was someone this month). I knew he had made whispers of running a while back, but even though all I only knew him from at the time was that he was on home alone 2 and the apprentice and was some rich guy. I didn't watch the apprentice, so I didn't know much about it, but I just knew from tidbits that he was a clown.

    I knew as soon as he made a peep I knew that he would be a horrible choice, while still working out how I felt about politics from the ground up.

    I remember thinking that the "grab em" conversation leak was actually an instant kill to his entire campaign at the time. I still think it should have been, but I severely underestimated how stupid conservatives are.

    I was still coming out of a fog of religion at the time. The world was still opening to me.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    Enjoy your mythology. I prefer my imaginary afterlife to be interpreted literally.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

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