someone else made this but I saved it a while ago and it still makes me lol

Stardate something or another... The Enterprise encounters a strange nebula and after further investigation, Commander Riker discovers he feels different. The Captain has transformed into a total hottie and the android also seems to have changed gears into a sexbot. Commander Riker concludes with confidence that he has picked the right command.
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[–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I don't know about Deanna, but if Riker has a beard, Tasha Yar is already dead.

Not that the two things are in any way connected, just that Tasha dies in the first series, and Riker doesn't grow a beard until the 2nd series.

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