someone else made this but I saved it a while ago and it still makes me lol

Stardate something or another... The Enterprise encounters a strange nebula and after further investigation, Commander Riker discovers he feels different. The Captain has transformed into a total hottie and the android also seems to have changed gears into a sexbot. Commander Riker concludes with confidence that he has picked the right command.

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[–] 34 points 5 months ago

Jeanne-Louise Picard is sssssmokin'

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Nebula, yeah right. Riker is only covering his ass after using the Q powers he still secretly possesses.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    It makes me so happy that you saved this! This was one of my earliest memes on Lemmy! It was probably from 2023, because the few of us making memes back then were still trying to figure out how to get people to join Lemmy and were putting "join Lemmy" watermarks on memes, hoping that they would break containment and get reposted on other platforms. Eventually we stopped watermarking, lol.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Where’s the reverse Yar and Deanna?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I don't know about Deanna, but if Riker has a beard, Tasha Yar is already dead.

    Not that the two things are in any way connected, just that Tasha dies in the first series, and Riker doesn't grow a beard until the 2nd series.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    The most shocking change is that Picard has hair!

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