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[–] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

WAIT CRANKY IS DONKEY?

My whole world has just been shattered

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Yup! Notice the text in top left of the DKC manual:

    Makes the DKC opening shot make more sense, doesn't it?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Rare games aren’t Nintendo Cannon? (Idk just finding something new to argue about on the internet)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Nintendo isn't consistent in their own games, so it doesn't matter either way. Mario and Luigi race with baby versions of themselves!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ah so the better theory then is eventually at some point time travel is invented in the Mario universe and is used in wildly inappropriate manners.

    “Bet I can beat infant you in a race” “You’re on!”

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I guess Partners in Time would be when the time travel was discovered! Conveniently explains child Pauline as well, I suppose. Well, the "how," but not the "why."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah we are never going to know why. Also why no shoes. Have they never been on the internet.

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