Nice work! I unclogged a toilet today, which required removing it, clearing out the drain pipe with an augur, and replacing the wax seal. I've done this a few times over the past year, as my son has a habit of flushing enormous quantities of toilet paper.

While it's a dirty, smelly job, by far the worst part in my experience is reseating the toilet bowl on the drain pipe. The bolts are all wiggly, so if you don't get the placement just right, you have to back off, set the bowl down—gently, or you'll chip it!—and realign the bolts before trying again. I did it today on the third or fourth try, but I've definitely gotten up to eight or ten before.

Can any dull folk enlighten me as to how to make this process easier? As the fellow in the infomercial says, there has to be a better way!