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[–] 162 points 6 months ago* (12 children)

First thing monday morning.

Looks at river, "If I was in that river Id be so wet right now."

Boss starts looking worried.

"I bet if that river splashed me in the face we'd need two towels to clean it all up!"

Then I dont need to comment on it again until next monday.

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  • [–] 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    From: jrandom@company.tld
    To: everyone@company.tld
    Subject: River observations 2026-04-27

    Everyone,

    I would like to point out that the river appears to be wet. I would also like to observe that I saw at least three (3) separate ducks on the river so far.

    We will revisit this topic next Monday as per company guidelines.

    J. Random
    Widget Testing Dept.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Clearly, this needs to be a meeting with 20 people. We need to get consensus on the number and color of ducks, and what to do about them. Plus there's the more elementary question of whether water can be wet.

    It needs to be 2 hours. The only slot that everyone has free is during lunch, so I booked that.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    next week...

    I just want to go down and slowly insert two of my fingers into that river and feel how wet it it! Then id pull them out and watch it slowly run down my arm.

    I bet it smells like fish...

    ok im good until next week!

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