So he toured the Parthenon during 4th of July weekend, 24 hours AFTER people were caught in the flood.

Rafael Cruz just doesn't love Americans does he?

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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (16 children)

I believe ted cruz has the most punchable face in politics. I don't even think you'd hurt your hand. It just looks soft and squishy.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Woah woah woah. His punchability doesn't compare to the absolutely smashable Mitch McConnell

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'd go with Marjorie The Gathering myself. Yeah yeah you're not supposed to hit a woman, but I'm not convinced she's even human let alone a woman.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think that bad built bleach bond basic bitch is actually the victim, she's the poster child for FAS. no eye brow ridge, soft features, tapioca brains... that level of crazy isn't typical.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You've never seen christopher pyne

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Pyne’s voice enhances punchability by a factor of at least 10. Embodiment of the word snivelling.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    He's that little shit that hangs with the bullies and thinks he's a big man as long as they have enough distraction to not turn on him.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Kind of how Australia has been know to chase big bro USA into a fight, then stand behind him, pointing its finger and antagonising the other side from behind the big bro shield?

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