I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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[–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
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