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What makes a vagina better than the penis? (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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[–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people's hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
    - the pez thing
    - let them suck it out
    - cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
    - empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
    - special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
    - a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
    - let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
    - one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
    - I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
    . . .

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