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[–] 32 points 6 months ago (14 children)

I watched a YouTube video where someone tried to recreate the shot that apparently sliced his ear so slightly that all it did was bleed a little...and they failed every time.

Simply due to the pressure wave created by the passing bullet, there was no possible way that bullet just knicked him without also doing noticeable damage to the rest of his head. That side of his face would have been bruised and swollen, and his entire ear would have been pulped.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Wasn't it glass that caused the cut?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I think the secret service or something came out and said "it wasn't the glass"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Could have been when they where manhandling him. Could have been anything really. Old people have very fragile skin.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    The word you are looking for is soft. Trump is very soft, almost pillowly. Not just on the outside either, he is very soft on the inside and his brain is very soft to. Soft little hands and soft saggy balls with a little soft dick.

    The only part that is hard is his thick skull, but despite this he is still soft in the head.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Because Trump wanted to have been shot, not hit with a shard of glass, in a location likely above the ear.

    But, tiny shard of glass doesn't play well with the base.

    The real cut was likely sealed with medical adhesive the second Trump was in the car. That too wouldn't play well, so he got a medic to slap a bandage on the side of his head, but he took it off because his dumbass followers were wearing ear diapers as well.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    He was prepared for it, and learned the trick from the McMahons of cutting your ear a little bit in the ring. Palm a safety pin or razor blade and boom, nicked ear

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, the sundowning old dipshit is well known for his feats of legerdemain.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    I know it sounds silly. He loves wrasslin', and he's a showman. I wouldn't put it past him in one of his more lucid moments.

    Actually I first bought in to the idea that he scraped it on something on the way down...

    I wouldn't grasp at straw like this if they weren't lying to us twenty times a day

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