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[–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I think the secret service or something came out and said "it wasn't the glass"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Could have been when they where manhandling him. Could have been anything really. Old people have very fragile skin.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    The word you are looking for is soft. Trump is very soft, almost pillowly. Not just on the outside either, he is very soft on the inside and his brain is very soft to. Soft little hands and soft saggy balls with a little soft dick.

    The only part that is hard is his thick skull, but despite this he is still soft in the head.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Because Trump wanted to have been shot, not hit with a shard of glass, in a location likely above the ear.

    But, tiny shard of glass doesn't play well with the base.

    The real cut was likely sealed with medical adhesive the second Trump was in the car. That too wouldn't play well, so he got a medic to slap a bandage on the side of his head, but he took it off because his dumbass followers were wearing ear diapers as well.

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