So you are sitting in an airgapped server room. On a Saturday. And you don't know what kind of macros you will use there in the future. Because you can do a lot of unexpected things on an airgapped server, you specifically bought a high end keyboard for that.
I mean, yeah, it's annoying that it needs internet, and obviously everything will go south at the worst moment, but putting together all your scenarios as a single situation is a bit unexpected, sounds like an xkcd 1172 workflow.