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Parasite (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
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[–] [S] 56 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row is a fantastic story at least. That's hilarious.

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago* (6 children)

    accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.

    five whole lemons.

    i really wish she'd told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons...

    i am dressed pretty slutty.

    am... am i the whore?

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    am… am i the whore?

    Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    here eat 50 slices

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