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[–] 60 points 7 months ago (12 children)

i have a friend who was doing a twitch fundraiser, right? it was a fundraiser for a good cause. i DO fundraisers for a living. So i pop on, say hi, she doesn't recognize me, i drop in 50 bucks because fundraiser and i could afford to tighten the belt that month. like, this is a normal donation in the charity world. She Did Not Tell Me that she was eating a slice of lemon for every dollar that was donated. Oh My Gods i have never felt so guilty for doing a fundraiser i tried to stop her. I had no idea this was a huge donation for twitch.

honestly, i still feel kinda guilty and it's been years.

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  • [–] [S] 56 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row is a fantastic story at least. That's hilarious.

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago* (6 children)

    accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.

    five whole lemons.

    i really wish she'd told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons...

    i am dressed pretty slutty.

    am... am i the whore?

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    am… am i the whore?

    Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)