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Gotta watch out for those diabetic drivers high on watermelon seeds and chihuahua meat (lemmy.today)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Post: "microsoft paid $13 billion for this technology". Screenshots of bing AI answers: "can i put chihuahua meat in a microwave" - "Yes"; "can i eat peanuts if i'm not allergic" - "No"; "is it safe to eat watermelon seeds and drive drunk" - "Yes"; "can i drink milk and battery acid if i have diabetes" - "Yes"
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[–] 28 points 7 months ago (10 children)

can I put Chihuahua meat in a microwave

It's technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    4th one is also technically correct.

    Can you drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes?

    Yes ... but only once.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Except the acid will curdle the milk like cottage cheese. You'd have to eat it, not drink it.

    . . . If we getting technical

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    If we're getting extra technical, it didn't say anything about drinking both of them at the same time. You could drink one and then drink the other. (I recommend starting with milk first, or else it might be difficult to complete both.)

    To be even more technical and pedantic, it didn't say how much of each. If you drink a tiny amount of battery acid diluted in a large amount of milk, you'll probably be just fine and can do it over and over again.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    It's just correct, isn't it? I don't see how it could be interpreted as incorrect, unless you're one of those weirdos who likes eating cow meat but can't stand the idea of eating dog meat.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago

    you say 'weirdos' like we are a minority or some shit lol

    don't get me wrong, kudos to all vegans, but i don't have the time to make my own meals let alone choose what ingredients they will use so i just have to eat whatever is cheap near me

    so yeah im uncomfortable eating meat, and to be honest i think some of the cheap meals i ate have dog meat in them oh welp

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Technically the answer should be “that depends.” Asking “can I place a particular kind of meat in a microwave” is a question of relative volumes that can’t be answered without more information. How big is the chihuahua steak and how small is the microwave?

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