▲ 184 ▼ Gotta watch out for those diabetic drivers high on watermelon seeds and chihuahua meat (lemmy.today) submitted 7 months ago by StopTech@lemmy.today to c/memes@lemmy.ml 17 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 17 points 7 months ago (2 children) 4th one is also technically correct. Can you drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes? Yes ... but only once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child) Except the acid will curdle the milk like cottage cheese. You'd have to eat it, not drink it. . . . If we getting technical permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago* If we're getting extra technical, it didn't say anything about drinking both of them at the same time. You could drink one and then drink the other. (I recommend starting with milk first, or else it might be difficult to complete both.) To be even more technical and pedantic, it didn't say how much of each. If you drink a tiny amount of battery acid diluted in a large amount of milk, you'll probably be just fine and can do it over and over again. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child) Except the acid will curdle the milk like cottage cheese. You'd have to eat it, not drink it. . . . If we getting technical permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago* If we're getting extra technical, it didn't say anything about drinking both of them at the same time. You could drink one and then drink the other. (I recommend starting with milk first, or else it might be difficult to complete both.) To be even more technical and pedantic, it didn't say how much of each. If you drink a tiny amount of battery acid diluted in a large amount of milk, you'll probably be just fine and can do it over and over again. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago* If we're getting extra technical, it didn't say anything about drinking both of them at the same time. You could drink one and then drink the other. (I recommend starting with milk first, or else it might be difficult to complete both.) To be even more technical and pedantic, it didn't say how much of each. If you drink a tiny amount of battery acid diluted in a large amount of milk, you'll probably be just fine and can do it over and over again. permalink fedilink source parent