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Please stop dropping this kid off (lemmy.zip)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 72 points 8 months ago (23 children)

Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (20 children)

    Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    Kinky

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.

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