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[–] 70 points 8 months ago (27 children)

I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...

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  • [–] 72 points 8 months ago (23 children)

    Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

    (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (20 children)

    Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

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    i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago*

    Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

    Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.

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