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[–] [S] 104 points 8 months ago* (34 children)
  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Mf's probably on every blood thinner known to man to keep his clogged ass McDonalds arteries open.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I honestly can't tell what's satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily, against his doctor's advice, to keep his blood thin because "who would want thick blood?"

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Not tylenol, it was aspirin.

    A massive overdoes of tylenol would be toxic to his liver and do us all a favor. But we're not so lucky, sadly.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    3g of Tylenol isn't an OD tho, it's right on the line of otc/rx prescription dosage. Every day? Abusive, damaging consumption.

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  • [–] 69 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    By the way, look at that horribly mangled, blown-off and then reconstructed ear following the assassination attempt. Why, that bandage he wore for a few days must've been truly miraculous. Amazing /s

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Looks like they graduated from hand IVs to neck...

    Which would be horrible news for virtually any patient, but in this case I feel most wouldn't have the same reaction

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  • [+] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    We can only hope that someone shakes him vigorously by the neck.

    Hopefully with a rope.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Why are neck IVs worse than hand IVs? Does that implied a ruptured vein in your arm? I have never heard of anyone getting a neck IV but I’m also not in the medical field

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago*

    Not in the medical field, but I think you got it right. I saw similar with my grandma, the nurses started injections with less visible areas - arms, legs, later moved to feet and finally hands as her veins collapsed. She didn't make it to the neck, but I have to think it's a sign they are running out of places to poke

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I've never heard of a neck IV. never seen one. I don't work in medicine but I am more of a professional patient. Have lived at least a year and a half of my life inside a hospital (yes I have done the maths properly) to the point where said hospital had a "this is [whatever my username at the moment is]'s room" for like ten years on the door, and if I got admitted, it was my room as soon as it was vacant.

    (it was a nice single room in the corner with a good view of the big tree across the parking lot and had an adjoining single room connected by accordion wall. If it was a slow week in the hospital they'd let me open up the accordion, push the other gurney to the wall and have a human sized room instead of a prisoner sized room. They were wonderfully accommodating)

    Anyways my point is, if they are at the point of having to start a line in the neck, they'd probably do what's called a Peripherally Inserted Central Catheter (PICC) line (run a larger catheter from an arm or leg to the heart, used for longer term stays or more caustic liquid medications) or a heart port (used for more caustic medications than PICC lines) instead. The jugular vein I would think has too much pressure for a vein to accept an IV catheter without springing one hell of a leak, but i am only an advanced layperson. They did accidentally start going up my carotid instead of down to my aorta when placing my PICC all those years ago, but it didn't leave a bruise and I doubt it would. Also we'd see iv ports on his arm (mine hung down to my wrist). But you never know.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    One procedure would be a neck arterial shunt to try and alleviate dementia symptoms from poor brain blood flow.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    It looks like staphylococcus.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, I was thinking shingles. Which I understand to be incredibly uncomfortable (not sure about a staph infection though it still isn't pleasant)

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Both conditions are unpleasant, but I had a stronger gut instinct towards staph. It’s possible he has shingles because I suspect he never received the vaccine, and his condition is likely not being adequately cared for.

    He’s probably receiving the same level of treatment as someone on their deathbed, dragged out for press coverage. Your family has to genuinely care about you, or shenanigans ensue.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Looks like it could be shingles. That shit can really hurt.

    People, particularly old people, with weak immune systems get it pretty often.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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    All the vaccine does is: make it happen less often and less severe. Vaccines are not panaceas.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    People with shingrex often never get shingles unless immune compromised.

    Younger people who had the Zoster vaccine never get shingles.

    Shingrex is less shingles, not some jackass panacea.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    yeah since we've been talking krasnov in general, who would have been 50 some odd years old when shingrix and zostavax were released to the public, he's not in the "never get shingles" group since he almost definitely got chicken pox when he was young. glad we're on the same page.

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