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Anon observes a coworker (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 10 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Yes. I'm tall and conventionally good looking. Had almost the same situation happen to me, except for the shouting "yes" part.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

    I am also above average in heights and looks. A girl would follow me around in high school and harass and make fun of me all the time while still trying to be my friend. I couldn't stand her at the time but in retrospect she was definitely crushing on me.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    I am over 7 feet tall and have won several male beauty pageants. Throngs of of overaged women would break into the store next door at night in order to smell the very toilet paper that I may one day use. At the time it seemed frightening, but in retrospect it was pretty flattering

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R'lyeh and let me tell you- there's plenty of fish in the sea

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

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