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Anon observes a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

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[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.

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[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn't leave me alone and I had to yell "leave me alone aunt Becky!". Now I'm not invited to family picnics anymore.

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