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Anon observes a coworker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R'lyeh and let me tell you- there's plenty of fish in the sea

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

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