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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

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[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

be the change you want to see

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.

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[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago

no cost too great

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[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Be your own saviour!

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