“And not in a good way..”

Ah yes energy vampires

And his name?

Colin Robinson.

Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

Why does this look like Ben Shapiro in drag?

Some people would pay good money for that!

Only ONE a day? I have to move there.

Top be fair, it's quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.

Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren't particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.

Yup, must have been a vampire.

https://youtu.be/i384yhdqQ64

True story.

Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here...