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Sometime in the future... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 6 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I have no idea how everyone seems to have missed this.

Humans eat sheep.

In future humans find sheep people.

Sheep people think they're going to eat them.

Like...

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Oh, so they're no Welsh?

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago

That's a whole 'nother discussion.

It includes rainbow thigh-highs.

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[–] sircac@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Mmh... I guess?

Some countries have military units with goat mascots, not for food but for morale, so, not really straightforward to me, honestly

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago*

So that is supposed to be a sheep? Thought it was like a hairy monkey.

And if it is supposed to be the future, why are they wearing modern armor?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

I thought the danger was more... pornographic in nature

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

We've got sheep people at home.

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[–] Klear 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

You just need to wake up.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 9 months ago

I'm trying, I just need to finish inventorying them.

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