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[–] 7 points 9 months ago (7 children)

So I'm scared to ask, but what do you mean your butt can taste spicy?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I envy you that you've never taken a shit with your sphincter on fire and a tear rolling down your face

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    I like spicy things. I eat spicy things all the time. One time maybe 10 years ago I ate a "stinger" pie from a pizza place. It was a pizza with hot peppers and hot pepper oil. It was so spicy and so so good.

    The events that occurred in the next 24 hours were something to behold. I was sitting on the toilet, sweating, shaking, and making my peace with God. It was an all day event. Full throttle.

    Since then, my intestinal fortitude has been severely diminished. I have to be careful about eating things too spicy or it will mess me up. It's like I built up a thick intestinal lining over years and years, and this one event tore down the walls. They were blasted out.

    Life has not been the same.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    The anus isn't unique in having bodily reactions to irritants (capsaicin), people just don't expect things to not break down fully after they're ingested. No one talks about being surprised that your eye or nostril gets irritated if you have hot sauce on your fingers (nor would they be surprised by a burning sensation from hot sauce applied directly to butthole).

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