me when I get the task: "alr imma work on this later"

me after 1 day: "well this isn't that much to do" (its a 25 page essay on worms)

me after 3 days (2 left): "eh well I should get started on it but I still got time"

me on the night its due: "OH SHIT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I GOTTA GET THIS DONE AHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTT WHY DID I PROCRASTINATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"