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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world -4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So make sure that livestock did not die in vain. Prepare it properly.

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[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

Is it okay for me to kill your baby as long as I eat it afterwards?

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Cannibalism is a quick path to prion disease. I don't recommend eating other humans.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 9 months ago

Yes, go for it.

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