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[–] 38 points 9 months ago (36 children)

I'm so thoroughly baffled by this comic. Can someone explain please T_T

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  • [–] 99 points 9 months ago* (17 children)

    She has a Christian cross on and the wolfman shrimp hybrid is wearing a yarmulke meaning Jewish.

    Which is funnier on a whole other level because shrimp are not kosher.

    https://www.jccmb.com/templates/articlecco_cdo/aid/1339532/jewish/Shrimp.htm

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Tbf I feel like cannibalism isn’t kosher either

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    It is. Humans aren't forbidden and we'd be considered a clean animal.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Indeed, here's Genesis 9:3, right after the Quite Big Flood:

    Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [+] -66 points 9 months ago (16 children)

    I guess the joke is "stupid atheists want everyone to accept their weirdness but they cannot handle someone having a nice innocent lovely religion" or something.

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Shrimp man is clearly wearing a yarmulke. Must be one of those atheist jews we've been hearing so much about.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't an atheist jew just a jew?

    Ernest Krausz; Gitta Tulea (1997). Jewish Survival: The Identity Problem at the Close of the Twentieth Century; [... International Workshop at Bar-Ilan University on the 18th and 19th of March, 1997]. Transaction Publishers. pp. 90–. ISBN 978-1-4128-2689-1. "A person born Jewish who refutes Judaism may continue to assert a Jewish identity, and if he or she does not convert to another religion, even religious Jews will recognize the person as a Jew"

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    The yarmulke is a religious symbol, not an ethnic one. And since Mr Crustacean is wearing it on a date, and not just to temple, he is an orthodox jew. I should have said "atheist orthodox jews", but I was concerned that the commenter wasn't well educated enough to know what that meant.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It’s a joke about the lobster finding someone that actually loves him in spite of being a monster truck loving lobster man but then they cannot date because he’s jewish and shes christian. I don’t understand how atheism factors in, like, at all in this joke.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    So what is so nice and lovely about Christianity?

    You know, the quaint religion that celebrates, and adorns effigies of, murdering the son of their God and claiming that said murder will save their souls from punishment for their sins (such as murder).

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    I think you’re misunderstanding what you’re replying to. The person you’re replying to is critiquing the author for making a joke about atheists not being reasonable, which the author isn’t doing but the person you’re replying to didn’t realize the joke was that the lobstrocity is Jewish, not atheist.

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  • [+] -22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I don't know, you'd have to ask the author of the comic but they'd probably spit out incoherent fanatical nonsense.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Funny. I thought it was you who said:

    I guess the joke is "stupid atheists want everyone to accept their weirdness but they cannot handle someone having a nice innocent lovely religion" or something.

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  • [–] -1 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    See, there are these cool things called inference & imagination where we make an effort to guess someone's thought based on their output. Maybe try acquiring an imagination?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    See, there's this cool thing called inference & imagination where we make educated guesses of someone's thought based on their output. Maybe try acquiring an imagination?

    Wow. Just wow. Do you even hear yourself when you say shit like that? That I should just make up my own reasoning for the things people say? Did you really just suggest that? Because where I come from we have those people, and they’re fucking everything up for everyone because they think like you. You need to stop and really think about what you said.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    A: you're projecting a completely different meaning onto this dumb joke and B: is it not reasonable to reject dating someone who has fundamentally different values and beliefs about the basic nature of reality than you do?

    I have plenty of religious friends. But I've also known many religious people who undergo wild swings in behavior based on their perception of what god wants of them. That's not a good foundation for a partnership. I need my life partner and I to be approaching major decisions from the same ontological perspective.

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