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[–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

So you'd rather pave the way for the beacon or purity that is... Trump?

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  • [–] -2 points 10 months ago

    I mean, he is honest....

    He posted with a Bible, so that is rule 1 completed.

    He doesn't make idols, he is one and is made in the image of god, so good enough. (Rule 2)

    I don't think he can remember the name of the lord so that is rule 3.

    Rule 4 is every day for him I think.

    Rule 5: how better to honor a POS father than being a bigger POS?

    Rule 6: He hasn't killed anybody. (Personally)

    Rule 7 is a tough one

    Rule 8: Technically he is not stealing. If you make the rules you can just say you didn't break them.

    Rule 9: The white house is fairly sparse on neighbors so I will give this one a pass.

    Rule 10: This is also a tough one, but I will go with that his brain is so mushy at that point that it is impossible for him to covet something.

    /s of course for whoever needs it.

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