Fake videos show frustrated, unmarried, childless middle-aged women crying and venting in hospital hallways about their life choices.

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[–] 130 points 10 months ago (9 children)

My parents and extended family: "why don't you find a nice girl to [blah blah blah]"

Me: "haha yes I'll get right on that"

Me: having mega gay sex in addition to actively not wanting children, even if I was medically a good candidate to father them

Parents/extended: "I just don't understand"

Me: upgrades to ultra mega gay sex

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Out of curiosity, what is the second level upgrade or evolution?

    asking for a friend

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    I imagine that Xi probably doesn't care all that much whether you're having mega gay sex, but I expect that he is very interested in whether you are also employing that dingus in ways more-conducive to sustaining future state output.

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