Lucky. Your cat faces you while standing on your chest screaming its head off. I wake up to the 'ol one eye winker.

On occasion though, that pic is accurate and so worth it.

Make it 5, and only one or two are screaming. The rest are nipping at my fingers or nose, throwing paws in my mouth or on my eyes, or circling around my legs. All because we want breakfast, and breakfast time is "whenever moms alarm goes off, or we wake her up".

the cat: "wake up and feed me instead of strangling me"

or thier butt on your face after using the litterbox.