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Dog people vs cat people (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

the cat: "wake up and feed me instead of strangling me"

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago

This is why I don't feed the cats in the morning but instead before bed.

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